The Canyons
3.5 stars out of 4
By Brett Takeshita
A porn star, a pretty boy, and Lindsay Lohan walk into a bar... wait a minute... that's not right. Hmm it sounds like the set up for a pretty good joke. But actually, it's the cast of The Canyons, the most controversial and talked-about movie of 2013. There's been a lot of buzz surrounding this partially Kickstarter-funded $250,000 indie. I'm sure you've heard the rumors of the on-set horror stories. How Lindsay was fired for being late and missing rehearsals, and then was rehired after desperate pleading. How director Paul Schrader had to strip down to nothing on set, so that Lindsay would do the same on camera. How this film would not get picked up by festivals despite being written by the acclaimed Bret Easton Ellis. And these are just some of the crazy stories, which may be true or may be falsified but scandalized to build more anticipation for the film. Critics everywhere are trashing it. Cinephiles are angry that it isn't the "so bad, it's good" train wreck that they were expecting. (It's not trying to be a campy "bad" movie). The Canyons was one of the films that I had been dying to see this year. I didn't really care about the bad reviews or the controversy. I just wanted to see it for myself. And now that I've seen it, I am absolutely stunned. The Canyons is one of the most thought-provoking, piercing, and unforgettable movies of the year.